the dump

sometimes i think.

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

bisexualpeggy:

domingocavallo replied to your post “i feel like denying that i have a james mcavoy problem is only…”

thE DELAYED JAMES MCAVOY CRUSH IS THE WOR S T I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE THE HOTS FOR MR TUMNUS

ohhhh shit i hate you because i’ve been subconsciously going through james mcavoy’s filmography starting with the movies i’ve already seen and you just reminded me i haven’t rewatched the lion the witch and the wardrobe yet oh shit now i’m about to have a crush on mr. tumnus

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed